Yeah, but what's his on base percentage?

Make no mistake, I am very much against this Jason Kidd trade. I love the Mavericks nearly as much as UK and this trade has me very concerned. I won't spare you all the details, but you can see my thoughts here.

The thing thats bothering me about it now, exactly one whole day into Jason Kidd: Part Deux, is the shell of the former player we aquired. You see, his first stroll through Dallas he was chastised for not being able to stick a jumper. He got this nickname:

Ason Kidd.

Well, not that he's scoring 11.3 ppg and shooting 36% from the field, both career lows, it's safe to say he has not offensive game left. I give you:

Asn Kidd

Well, if you watched him try to guard Chris Paul last night and saw Paul work him to the effect of 31 points and 11 assists, it wouldn't be a stretch to say that he can't play defense anymore. Sadly, you have:

Asn Ki

So, Mavericks fans, you've just traded away your starting center, starting point guard, two bench players, a white guy with sweet socks and two first round draft picks for a 35 year old Japanese center fielder.

Unbereaveable.