Worse than "One Night in Paris"?

Paris Hilton’s new film, The Hottie and The Nottie, debuted this weekend and, shockingly, proved that America’s youth might not be going to a hell in a skanked-out, glitter and lip gloss hand basket, after all. The blockbuster film, which rivals Birth of A Nation in terms of social importance, mustered a whopping $23,000 in it’s opening weekend. For those of you who aren’t math majors, that breaks down to $207 per theatre, which means about 26 people saw this movie per theatre for the entire weekend.

Paris most likely mourned by giving someone herpes.