Thursday, February 21, 2008

Still keeping it real


"Absentminded, late bloomers, social, tend to question authority".

These are the traits of a little brother. Is it any wonder that the glorified junior college on 64 keeps finding itself in trouble then?

The latest incident finds starting defensive back Rod Council doing his best to avoid having to play on next year's cellar-dwelling squad by robbing a convenience store with an uzi. Quite impressive until you realize the the master criminal managed to be on the lam for all of 5 hours. So, if that impressive display of hiding didn't gain him any historical significance, he will surely be remembered for answering one of the great questions in the criminal history of this school's athletic department:

"What happens when Willie Williams gets the munchies?"

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

As long as you keep recruiting Bud Mackey, you need to shut up with your redneck bias.

Smoked Gouda said...

Thats weird the only place Ive heard UK was recruiting Bud Mackey was a rumor on a UK message board. Having a bit of an inferiority complex their lil bro. Stick to your own website. G's up!

Anonymous said...

That comment by smoked gouda makes no sense. The only place you heard it was a UK message board? So doesn't that validate the first post?

Smoked Gouda said...

Not really. Just because there is a rumor on a uk message board that uk is recruiting Bud Mackey. Does not mean the coaching staff is actually recruiting him.

Anonymous said...

UK might be the "big brother" to UofL, but you guys are quickly turning into the loser brother that still lives in it's parents basement reliving the glory days of yore, while UofL makes something of itself. UK basketball is a joke. When your team does something impressive (Other than lose by a record number of points), then feel free to try and rip on other teams.

Smoked Gouda said...

Oh ya definately. How are those trips to the nit with slick rick working out for you?

pdiggs said...

anonymous you have got to be kidding. This is supposed to be "your year" this is the year you guys have been talking about...."wait till the '08 tourney, we will have..." and then you start naming all the retarded nicknames for all your players like T-far etc... We have been a victim of a coach who ran down the program. Billy G was left with the least amount of talent since probation 20 years ago. With our program and a recruiting genius we will be an ELITE program again in 3 years. Enjoy your 1 season of prominence. (if you call a 4 seed that) live in the moment. dont look at the past and dont look at the future because both are brighter for your big brother. XO

pdiggs said...

typical uk hater without basketball knowledge or balls posting as anonymous. those kind of douches love your blog beezner.

Your Owner said...

Actually, the 41 point loss was just a dent compared to when UL's dbag coach lost a game by 55 in his first season at UK.

Anonymous, you are an idiot and dont know shit about basketball superiority.

Let me know when UL can pack 23,000 in every night in their worst season in 2 decades.