Here lies the career of Dusty Mills. Mills was an undersized, almost neverused, walk-on, and even too undersized and too overmatched for that position. Mills lived life to the fullest by averaging 1.3 minutes in 4 appearances and for registering 2 career assists.Mills' career came to an end after a few chuckles from the end of the bench during the Georiga game led to a curse-filled tirade from head coach Billy Gillispie. Gillispie was not pleased to see the television cameras showing Mills and Morakinyo Williams laughing while Ramel Bradley was still face-planted on the floor. Mills' career died shortly after Gillispie told him he was "sick of him".
Mills will best be remembered for countering Dwight Perry's celebration dance with constant laughs from the end of the bench and his pre-season media guide picture analysis from Beezner which read:
"Dusty Mills - I'm not really sure what to say. Just click on his picture. They guy should be thanking Jesus that he is playing for Kentucky because if he wasn't, then his name would be Dusty Nuts. That kid's chances of getting laid otherwise are about as good as my chances of winning a Pulitzer. He is VERY happy to be here, though."
Mills is survived by his BFF (bench friend forever) Williams, his sexual prime and his love of the Kentucky basketball team.
5 comments:
I'd bet that Mike Williams' dong is almost as big as his bff.
Did Billy Clyde attend a course taught by Phil Fulmer on disciplining student-athletes? I love the policy of "we have zero tolerance for laughing when a player is injured on the floor, unless you're perceived to be a good player." I can understand Gillispie being upset, but if the story published by the Herald-Leader is true, it makes him look very, very bad.
Being a hater just scored you a survey question on KSR.
omg! you're like the coolest blogger ever. you still suck hack.
Go cheer on the Gophers and enjoy the continued mediocrity that is Tubby Smith basketball. Ball line defense anyone? That principal is only out dated by about oh I duno, advent of the 3pt line.
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