Happy Valentine's Day

In honor of this special day, some of sports biggest stars have come out to give you special Valentine's wishes.

Jeff Garcia says:

"Will you be my Valentine? Oh, I'm sorry. I was actually speaking to the tall, well-built gentelman behind you? You know, the one with the tan and the cute butt?"







Brother Love says:

"To-niiiight is a vuhery spe-ecial ni-ight. Not onnnnly be-cuh-uz Buh-rother Luh-ove is here, but the be-cuh-uz the World Wress-uh-lin' Fed-uh-ration promised Buh-rother Luh-ove a vehry special gift. No-ow you nuh-eed to do what I say. Startin' with those puh-annies. Giruhl, theyey need to go-o."

Osi Umenyiora says:

"Hold still, girl. If you keep rolling around, it's going to be impossible for me to get my dookie to land on your chest."

Bernard Cote says:

"Hé là-bas l'enfant mignon. Mon nom est Bernard. J'ai vu la façon que vous avez tournée de moi dans les Communications 101 classent. Mais c'est bien le mec. Tout nous avons sommes ce moment. Et il pourrait être allé demain juste comme ma carrière de cerceaux.

Maintenant m'embrasser, le grand homme. "





Shawn Kemp says:

"Listen, I'm gonna make this [expletive] real simple for you. You're gonna take off those mother [expletive] panties and you're going to lay on the mother [expletive] bed. When I'm done doing this mother [expletive] blow, I'm going to [expletive] the [expletive] out of you without a mother [expletive] condom. I'm Shawn Kemp, bitch."



Bobby Petrino says:

"Hey, look, I know we were supposed to go out tonight. But, I actually just got asked out by a girl at work. She doesn't have the biggest boobs in the world, but they are a little bigger than yours. Sorry."

Marv Albert says:

"Hey sweetie, open this gift I got for you.

You like it? Isn't that the sexiest thong you've ever seen?

Am I looking forward to wearing it? In one word - YES!"




Maria Sharapova says:

"I want to get beeznered. So bad. I mean seriously. I want it."