Bill Gates gives up Facebook

In a stunning move, Bill Gates has stated that he is no longer using Facebook, after investing $240 million in it and developing a 30 minutes per day habit. It is supposedly in protest of the site not permanently deleting users information off of the internet when they delete their profiles and the large amount of ads now present.

Don't worry. You can still add Jesus Christ or Santa Claus or the Easter Bunny as your friend.